DUMBEST.SHOW.EVER on the way
Anna Nicole Smith will be featured in a 6-part reality show. For those of you blessed enough to not know her, she is an archetypal body-altered bimbo (the polite term is "model/actress", although she has done precious little of either outside of a bedroom) who was lucky/conniving enough to marry a doddering near-nonagenarian Texas oilman and take him for a lot of money in the year before he died -- $88 million, to be precise (plus interest, although the case is on appeal).